"You totally deserve the pain!" Tong Xi glared at him coldly. Tong Xi held her neck. She has scenes to shoot tomorrow, wearing the drama crew’s costume... uh, her neck will be exposed, okay? The way he kissed her just now, there’s bound to be a mark left on her neck! How embarrassing would it be if everyone saw it tomorrow and asked about it? "Even if you’re in the mood, you have to pick the right time, right? If there’s a next time, I definitely won’t let you off so easily!" Tong Xi was somewhat annoyed. Yunqing wore a wronged expression, his eyes seemingly misting over, turning into a pitiful victim. Tong Xi took a deep breath and snapped at him, "Stop acting cute in front of me in the future. Acting cute is shameful!" Yunqing couldn’t help but laugh at her exasperated face, "Aww, are you flustered with anger? Huh? Look at you, your face is red!" Tong Xi stared coldly at Yunqing and gnashed her teeth: "It’s so dark, you’d be surprised to see my face red!" "No need to see, I’m guessing!" Yunqing said with a smile. Now that she had returned to her normal state, Yunqing felt much more at ease. Truth be told, he seemed to have gotten used to Tong Xi’s scolding, and seeing her acting fierce made Yunqing feel at ease. But whenever Tong Xi fell silent, it made his heart anxious! So, he had to do something to divert her attention. And that action just now, mm-hmm, seemed to have been quite effective! "Wife, let me tell you a story!" Tong Xi: "Don’t tell me it’s a raunchy story, I don’t want to sully my ears!" Yunqing: "Of course not, it’s a very innocent story! It can’t get any purer!" After all, they had quite a walk back home, might as well have something to pass the time! So, Yunqing began, "Long ago, God created all things, and in his own image, from the dust of the ground, he formed a man. He breathed into the man’s nostrils, the man came to life, able to speak, able to walk. God gave him a name, calling him Adam." Before Yunqing could finish, Tong Xi interrupted him, "And then, seeing Adam was lonely, God decided to make a helper for him. While he was asleep, He took one of his ribs and made a woman from it, and named her Eve. That’s the story you’re getting at, right?" "Wife, you’re too smart! Even knowing this!" Tong Xi took a deep breath, "Do I look like an idiot to you?" Yunqing continued, "Of course not, my wife is the smartest woman in the world!" ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʟᴀᴛᴇsᴛ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀs ᴀᴛ 𝔫𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔩•𝗳𝗂𝗋𝖾•𝕟𝕖𝕥 Okay, this compliment... could she accept it? But accepting would mean acknowledging she’s his wife! Yunqing smiled and went on, "So do you know how Adam recognized Eve?" "Nonsense, of course I do. When God brought Eve to Adam, he immediately sensed the life connection with this woman. He was filled with consolation and satisfaction, and blurted out: ’This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh!’ And that was that." Tong Xi quickly recounted the rest of the story. Yunqing said softly, "Yes, that’s right, the story goes like that. So, you see, a man and a woman were originally one. Therefore, when a man and a woman grow up, they should leave their parents. A man should find his own rib, unite with the other, and the two shall become one flesh, completing the perfection, isn’t it?"