Chapter 1799: 1799 pouting up 2 The slap fell so lightly that it couldn’t kill a fly. Little Ye’er swallowed the tea in his mouth, “Isn’t that what you just taught me?” “This is only applicable to a wife, not anyone else.” “Oh, you should have said earlier.” Little Ye’er seemed to understand, and he flashed a sweet smile at his mom, “Mom, later I’ll feed you tea with my mouth.” “You brat!” Xiao Yuchuan roared, “Only I, your dad, can kiss your mom and feed her!” “But I often serve mom vegetables and feed her meals…” “You can feed with your hands, not your mouth. Using the mouth is my exclusive right!” “Why?” Little Ye’er didn’t get it. “That’s something a husband does for his wife, a son can’t do that for his mom.” Little Ye’er seemed to get it, “Neither for mom nor for dad, otherwise dad would have drunk the water from my mouth just now.” “Yes. You finally understand, my good son…” Little Ye’er nodded, “Mom, I’ll marry you and make you my wife later!” Su Qingyue was speechless and gazed up at the sky. “You little rascal!” Xiao Yuchuan couldn’t help but give him a light slap on the little head, “You’re your mom’s son, how can you marry your mom?” “I don’t care, I don’t care, I just like my mom, I want to marry my mom!” Little Ye’er was unhappy, feeling upset, his little mouth puckered, and he looked like he was going to cry. “No way.” Xiao Yuchuan firmly disagreed on this matter, “Even if I agree, your ancestors for eighteen generations wouldn’t agree. Moreover, I would never agree, you little brat, don’t force me into a fury where I’d want to shoot you onto the wall!” “What does shoot onto the wall mean?” Little Ye’er stared with his round eyes. “It’s…” Xiao Yuchuan wanted to explain but saw his wife’s murderous eyes, “Hehehe… precious son, your mom won’t let me tell you, when you grow up and marry a wife, you’ll understand.” “Alright, when I grow up, I’ll marry mom…” “Why are we going in circles again?” Xiao Yuchuan was distressed, “Your mom is my wife; you can’t marry her.” “But I want to be with mom for a lifetime!” Little Ye’er said with a very earnest tone. “You are her son, so even if you don’t marry her, you’ll always be a good son for her lifetime. If you marry your mom, people of the world would laugh at her, for your mom’s sake, so, precious son, when you grow up, you must marry someone else, understood?” “Will others laugh at mom? Alright then, if not, then not.” Little Ye’er was unwilling to let his mom suffer grievances, “Then I’ll marry someone just like mom later.” “That you can do, but…” “But what?” Little Ye’er asked. “Your mom is unique; there isn’t another like her in the world.” “Oh, then I won’t marry anyone.” “No, if you don’t marry, you’ll break your dad’s ancestral line…” “Adults are so annoying.” Little Ye’er waved his hand, “What does it mean to marry a wife anyway? Marrying serves no purpose.” “…” Xiao Yuchuan realized, after babbling on and on, “Son, do you not know what it means to marry a wife?” “I’ve seen it before, not fun.” Fresh chapters posted on 𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭·𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓮·𝙣𝙚𝙩 “…” Xiao Yuchuan felt that no matter how smart the kid was, he was still a little child and couldn’t grasp adult concepts. Su Qingyue, however, remained serene, knowing long ago that her precious son didn’t understand adult matters, so she didn’t waste any saliva further and focused on her medical books. A black-clothed spy used Qinggong to leap over the wall and knelt on one knee before Su Qingyue, “Master, the matter you wanted me to investigate has been thoroughly checked.”