Party Puke James Why was it so hard to stop thinking about a girl that I knew was bad news for me ? Kelly was so complicated . One second we're having sex and contemplating our relationship or lack thereof , and the next she's blowing Dexter a few hours after I had just seen her . It had been a week since I talked to her last and I couldn't f * cking concentrate to save my life . She was all I could think of , despite going on more dates with Lara and even getting a nice bl * w job from her on my last one . I couldn't even c * m without thinking of Kelly's tight little body . It felt dirty . I felt like a disgusting human being for thinking of her while I was getting blown by someone else , but my d * ck seemed to think that Kelly was his end game so , there's that . Michael had gone off on her over the phone after I got bummed out when I saw her walk out of Dexter's bedroom and she couldn't even look me in the eye . Neither of us had tried contacting the other and it felt like a clean break , except I knew it wasn't . There were things I wanted to know . It felt wrong . Like it had ended before it even got started . It was Friday night again and we were at a party . Michael drove us and decided to be the designated driver , so I was clear to drink , but Lara was completely sh * tfaced , which stopped me from drinking earlier in the night . Her face was pink and she was laughing and stumbling around and I could only imagine what her dad was going to do when I brought her home like this . The guy was retired from the military and had given me a whole speech on integrity and some other sh * t about trust . I was pretty sure he would kill me as soon as he saw his daughter like this . I helped her up the stairs because she said she needed to pee . I found the master bedroom clear of any one and stepped out of the bathroom so that she could do her business . I was kind of in a bad mood . I had spotted Kelly earlier with Chloe , hanging around Dexter and some other jocks and I wondered if they were officially f * cking now and felt stupid for even being jealous about it . I wanted to leave , but Lara and Michael and his girl all wanted to stay , and since I didn't bring my car , I was stuck . I checked my watch after a while and knocked on the bathroom door . She moaned something and I groaned when I heard the faint sounds of her relieving herself of everything she ate for the day . I opened the door and her face was buried in the toilet, heaving heavily into the toilet . I grimaced and walked over to her and held her hair back out of her face . I was completely done for the night . The whole week sucked , trying to ignore Kelly at school and now being stuck here with this . " I - I'm sorry . " She groaned into the toilet . She heaved again and my stomach threatened to do the same . I held it back and patted her back . She had never been this bad before . I didn't know why she started drinking so badly . " It's okay . Get it all out . You're fine . " There was a light knock on the door and before I could answer , a head peeked in . My throat dried up when I saw her face and I looked away quickly . " Sh * t . Sorry . I'll go somewhere else . " She began closing the door but my stupid mouth couldn't help itself and called out to her . 1/2 Party Puke +25 BONUS " Kelly . " She poked her head back in slowly . " Yeah ? " I didn't know what to say so I thought of the first thing on my mind . " Do you have a car ? " " Yeah . Do you need a ride ? " I chewed on the the inside of my lip and cringed as Lara heaved again . " Yeah . Can you help me take her home ? Michael drove us and he's not wanting to go home yet , so I've been kind of stuck . Kelly looked at Lara and then back at me . She sighed and nodded . " Okay . Let me just tell Chloe I'm going home and I'll meet both of you downstairs . If she pukes in my car , you're cleaning it . " I grinned and nodded . " Deal . " After she left I was able to get Lara situated an I took her downstairs , stumbling and groaning the whole way . " Where are we going ? " She slurred as I took her to the front door . " Home . Try not to puke . " " I need something to drink . My mouth tastes gross . " " I'll see if she can stop at the convenience store . " Kelly walked up and nodded to the front door , looking at Lara with a grimace . " She okay ? " " Yeah , she's thirsty . Can we stop at the convenience store on our way ? " She nodded and led us out to her car parked a bit far away from the house . " Why'd you park so far away ? " " I didn't want to come but Chloe threatened me with my life , so I got here a bit late . " She seemed like she didn't want to talk so I just nodded and followed her to her car . Today's Bonus Offer